Wintry Satire

Numb toes and fingers, red noses and ears
Rosy cheeks, flush cheeks, dry cheeks
Cold-chapped hands and lips appear

Viruses and colds galore
Clogged noses, runny noses, raw noses
Stomach pains and AACHEWWSS at war

Wind howls, snow squalls, and storms surround
Dark skies, gloomy skies, wintry skies
Ice and snow fall to the ground

Silence and deadness linger in the air
Dead leaves, gone leaves, no leaves
Stillness and quietness in midair

Black ice, and snow covered roads
Caution! caution! caution!
Slippery and wet overload

Salt-covered roads and automobiles
Plow trucks, tow trucks, four-wheel drive trucks
Trails of white mess and dirty wheels

Bitter cold and below freezing temperatures
Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots, and heaters

Winter is here
Oh my, my, my
Winter is here, oh dear!